Freshly approved nonsense

Jokes worth
nicking.

Dad jokes, quick one-liners and jokes that definitely shouldn't be read aloud at Nan's house.

Crowd pleasers

Today's comedy menu

Knock-knock

Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

Now you say, ‘Control freak who?’

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Relationship jokes

My partner said I never listen.

At least, I think that's what they said.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Puns

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey.

But I turned myself around.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

One-liners

My boss told me to have a good day…

So I went home.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher